rygar: What the hell am I going to do?

jointstereotype: You never should have thrown out your recovery discs.

rygar: That $100 was my beer and chips money for the next 2 weeks.

jointstereotype: Where did you buy that copy of Windows XP? Maybe if you ask nicely the customer service desk will show you some mercy.

rygar: I got it at Fry's—you know they have no mercy. If they did they wouldn't carry anything by LG.

jointstereotype: What's with all their boxes having return stickers on them, then?

rygar: Customer stupidity. Fathers insisting they know how to build PCs for their kids. Grandmas trying to burn CDs with the label side face-down.

jointstereotype: Dumbasses tearing into upgrade copies of Windows before realizing they don't have anything to upgrade from.

rygar: This sucks. You suck.

jointstereotype: Merry Christmas to you, too.

rygar: Humbug. It's Christmas and I want my computer to work.

jointstereotype: You could always turn your computer off and spend the rest of the day with the family.

rygar: No point. When I wake up tomorrow I'll still be stuck with a live CD and a useless copy of Windows—wait, can you install programs while running a live CD?

jointstereotype: Small ones, yeah.

rygar: Maybe I can install eMule. Then I can download Windows 3.1 and upgrade off that.

jointstereotype: You are truly pathetic.

rygar: What's that command for installing DEB files again?