jointstereotype: How goes it, Maximilian?

rygar: I got into an argument with Minnie yesterday.

jointstereotype: Over what?

rygar: She's mad at me because I talked dirty to her kid sister.

jointstereotype: You what?

rygar: Not on purpose! I didn't know Leah was going to be using her computer.

jointstereotype: LOL I hope your webcam was turned off.

rygar: My webcam doesn't work with Ubuntu.

jointstereotype: Once again, Linux saves the day.

rygar: Anyway, Leah must have exaggerated or something, because now Minnie won't talk to me, and when she does she calls me "pervert," "cradle robber," and "horndog."

jointstereotype: I call you those things all the time and it doesn't seem to phase you.

rygar: That's different. You know I never listen to you.

jointstereotype: That's good to know.

rygar: Ah, never mind all this female business. Minnie will have cooled off by the weekend. In the meantime I can focus on my work.

jointstereotype: baconbutts.com.

rygar: Yep.

jointstereotype: What does Minnie think of your new entrepreneurial endeavor?

rygar: Oh, she still thinks I'm working at the hardware store.

jointstereotype: Aren't you?

rygar: Naw, I quit a few days ago. Needed more time to do research for the site. I figure I'll surprise Minnie with the news over the weekend. Pizza and Netflix ought to do the trick.

jointstereotype: -.-

jointstereotype: Have you ever thought of writing a self-help book on relationships?

rygar: I'd clean up in the academic arena.

jointstereotype: I was thinking more along the lines of Relationships for Dummies.

rygar: Fuck off.